‘Every man should try a soapy massage once in his life’ (unknown)
A lot of guys have regular massages in Pattaya and are curious about the ‘soapy massages,‘ but are unsure about trying one out for the first time. This is a guide to Pattaya’s 5 Best Soapy Massages.
First of all, lets get out of the way what happens in a Soapy Massage?
- You enter the Soapy Massage parlour free of charge.
- Are escorted by a helper to the viewing area where all the ladies are on show.
- Choose a lady by her number, pay the full amount in advance at the cashier, and possibly tip the papasan (helper)
- Head to the private massage room, the lady will have towels, oils and condoms.
- You get naked and your lady will bath / shower you and make sure you are clean (paying special attention to your nether regions)
- Next up you lie on an air mattress for a soapy body to body massage where your masseuse will slip and slide her naked body all over you. For many this is the best part and it’s hard to describe what it feels like accurately – basically it’s just heaven! (this is why they are called soapy massages)
- After the soapy sliding part finishes your lady will wash you again in the bath / shower and towel dry you.
- Next up is hitting the sheets for a short 10 minute massage that transitions into handjob, blowjob and full sex (depending on your preference).
- Lastly after you blow your load your lady will bath / shower and towel dry you, before you change and head back to the lobby area.
- The whole experience lasts around 90 minutes in total.
(Shaky spycam video – this and the following 4 videos were shot a couple of years ago and not by Bangkok112)
Located Next to Soi 2 and the highly recommended Siam @ Siam hotel.
Sabai Dee is probably the most famous and popular of all these massage places.
Prices: around 2000/2500/3000 baht in the fishbowl
Overall: Sabai Dee has long been the go-to soapy in Pattaya. It’s still a great place, but recently some of the ‘helpers’ can be over-enthusiastic to get their tips. It’s still a solid choice though and definitely worth a look.
Honey 2 (previously Sabailand that closed in April 2012)
Location is on Second Road next door to Siam @ Siam hotel and adjacent to Soi 3.
Prices: around 2000/2500 baht fishbowl
Some more expensive ‘models’ are 3000+ baht.
Overall: Another good, solid soapy massage place, worth a look if nothing takes your fancy in the nearby soapies.
Located on Second Road directly opposite Red Planet Hotel.
Prices: around 2000/2500/3000+ baht
They have Yogurt and Ice massage available here, as well as the usual soapy experience. Recently renovated and upgraded.
Overall: Sabai Room is very good choice if you are after your first ever soapy massage. It’s the oldest Soapy Massage in Pattaya (I’ve seen a 1987 pic of this place), so they must be doing something right! If you try the yogurt massage make sure to write a comment below on how it went! 🙂
Located between Soi 5 and 6 on Second Road, close to Pattaya Blue Sky Hotel Walk down the alley to the complex.
Prices: 2000/2500/3000 baht in the fishbowl.
Models are around 4-6000 baht depending on the girl
NB: There are no air mattresses at Rasputin, and they do the slip and slide thing and playing around with your thing right in the bathtub here.
Overall: There can be around 100 ladies on offer in the early evening at Rasputin, so it’s a clear winner for choice on this list. It’s definitely THE PLACE to go if you have deep pockets and prefer the younger, more attractive ladies. This place is popular with Japanese and Korean clientele. There were some reports of Russian ladies working there too but I haven’t seen any on my recent visits.
PP Body Massage
Located opposite the Adelphi hotel just off Soi Buakhao.
Prices: 2000/2500 for red/blue carpet (fishbowl), and occasionally some ladies that are 3000+ baht
Overall: PP Massage is popular with Chinese and Indian coach tours at the moment (August 2016), so the standard of ladies is usually pretty average. But, there are diamonds in the rough and it’s still worth a look if you are in the Soi Buakhao area and need to get your soapy fix.
Categories of Ladies:
Fishbowl: around 2000/2500 baht, regular masseurs who are employed directly with the parlour.
Sideliners: around 2500+ baht, these are ladies who might work regular jobs / are students / or just work part time to supplement their income. They are kind of like freelancers so are not guaranteed to be working every day and are usually prettier than the fishbowl ladies.
Models: around 3000+ baht, usually younger, thinner, and more attractive than fishbowl and sideliner ladies.
Each category of lady will be either sitting in different sections, or have identifiable colours or badges to clearly tell them apart.
Recommended Hotels close by:
Siam @ Siam (4-star, best infinity pools, rooms around 3000 baht)
Blue Sky Pattaya (3-star, hotel near the beach, rooms from around 1400 baht)
The Adelphi (4-star, great value, rooms from around 1200 baht)
Red Planet (3-star, clean budget hotel, rooms from around 900 baht)
General Soapy Massage Tips:
If you are nervous (quite natural for a first time) then have a beer or 2 in a nearby bar before entering. Then relax and maybe have another in the lobby where you chose your
When choosing a lady it’s generally better to go for a friendly, smiling masseuse who is trying to get your attention as opposed to one that is sitting there looking completely bored.
If you are looking for something specific (eg. big boobs, dynamite in the sack) then inform the papasan and they will more than happy to point you to a lady that meets your criteria.
Most of the ladies do blowjobs only with a condom now, if you really want a bareback blowjob then a good inside tip is to discreetly lean over out of earshot of the papasan and ask your potential lady directly.
If you want to take more than one lady you can, you have to pay each lady her price.
At some places you can have a drink with your chosen masseuse before to vet her, get to know her a little and even back out of the deal if you don’t fancy taking her.
Prices quoted are always non-negotiable and fixed in advance, so don’t bother trying to negotiate.
You must pay the full amount before you do the deed, probably due to people before not paying up at the end 🙂
Condoms must be worn. If you really want full sex bareback then the odd lady will probably comply but you are rolling the dice big time and I strongly advise against this.
At some places you have to tip the papasan / helper 100-200 baht, this is standard and there is no way of getting around it. It is what it is.
Tell your lady what you want specifically for the final part; handjob, blowjob, and full sex are all on offer in any order you choose. If you don’t specify then the lady will do her usual routine on you (not a bad thing really).
You only get one shot normally, if you blow your load too early in the showering or soapy massage parts then it can be game over. So it’s best not to go in there with a loaded gun.
Time of visit: The best time to visit for all these Pattaya Soapy Massages is usually 6-9pm, as that is the peak time for the most ladies being available. It is normally more discreet and quieter in the early afternoon but there aren’t as many ladies to choose from.
If there are no ladies you like, then you are not obliged to take one. Be polite, and leave promptly.
IMPORTANT: Don’t take photos without asking. For example Rasputin has ‘no photo’ signs everywhere and a 10k baht fine if you are caught sneakily snapping shots.
Lastly, try not to overthink your soapy massage experience, just enjoy it and go with the flow. I know some people who are addicted to these soapy massages as the feeling of being washed, rubbed down, massaged, tugged off, sucked off, then having full sex in as many positions you can think of can be mind blowing if you get it right. Enjoy! 🙂