I found ‘the one’ at a Pattaya gogo bar

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So on a recent night out in Pattaya I went to the Wildcats Agogo bar with the intention of drinking a draught beer or 2 and doing a review for this website.

Unfortunately, it was absolutely impossible to review Wildcats Agogo, because I met the one in there!



This gogo bar is located down a side alley off walking street, take a left at the Blue Sky III bar down Soi BJ and it is on the left. I’ve been there a couple of times before and it was good so my expectations were high.

As I entered the girls on staged looked ok enough so I sat at a table to the right side.

I ordered a draught beer straight away and as I did a girl clocked me came over and sat down giving me the what’s your name? how long you holiday? usual talk.

She was ok enough looking but I normally like to choose my lady drink friends, and unless they are really hot or are very personable I never buy the first girl who approaches me a drink.

My drink came and as I was taking my first sip of draught beer another girl walked near our table, dropped something on the floor, then bent down to pick it up giving me a full view of her perfect backside, along with her perfect thigh gap to die for. Things were looking up 🙂

I’m no stranger to gogo dancers and their antics, and have had this trick done to me before. It ranks with girls staring and smiling at you for prolonged periods. It’s psychological warfare, they are imprinting tricks that some of the girls have learnt how to use well. It works exactly like hypnosis.

This trick worked a little on me and I involuntarily patted her on her butt, she turned around, smiled at me and I melted instantly on the spot.

She had the most amazing and stunning look I’ve ever seen, just right in about every department. Not skinny or athletic but just right, with a few subtle curves.

She was taking a drink to another table, and after that came over to sit beside me.

When she came over and I got a really good close up look of her I was hooked instantly. I’ve seen 1000’s of gogo dancers this year alone, and this girl ranked head and shoulders above all of them for me. Her look was just perfect for me. She was pretty, very bubbly, and a complete handful.

As I exchanged the obligatory initial pleasantries I started to feel my heart racing, and I was getting butterflies. Oh my, was she THE ONE?! (Peep show joke)

I ordered ‘my girl’ a drink and the service staff tried to insist on my buying the original girl a drink who sat next to me. No chance Pal. I ended up stating 3 times that I buy one girl a drink or no-one. They got the message in the end and the initial girl left me alone with the one.

When her drink came my girl straddled her legs over mine and I was like putty in her hands. Her scent was like heaven and her skin was impossibly smooth.

I made a fake excuse initially about having to meet a ‘friend’ later at the start and she bought it.

I can’t remember that much about what happened, but I know I had 3 draught beers and she was the most amazing company imaginable. She was pretty hands on and a dirty girl. But I like that, as I’m not into shy gogo girls. The kind who when you take back they shower alone and turn off the lights when you get into bed. No thanks.

My girl was very forward and was trying to kiss me on the lips to seal the deal which was a complete turn on, but I resisted the temptation as I’m not a big fan of gogo bar smooching.

My sergeant downstairs rose to attention for pretty much the entire time she was sat with her legs over mine, and after feeling the bump she was stoking it like a trooper. She even got two of her friends to give my boy a good squeeze to check out the size.

My girl would never know it, but if she pushed her luck with me I would have said yes to her every wish. I would have happily given up everything and moved to Pattaya to be with her. I would be her bitch, and a she would be my poisoned chalice. I would have emptied my bank accounts to stay with her as long as possible. To live my dream. After that I would have begged, borrowed and stolen until I couldn’t any longer. Then I would have most likely found myself on the 26th floor of a random Pattaya high rise, drunk off my head on hard liquor, thinking ‘how did it come to this’ and ‘where did it all go wrong,’ ready to be a new member the Pattaya flying club.


But I didn’t.


I paid my bill and left.


As I was paying the bill my girl went onto the stage to dance.

She said come up and give me a tip as a leaving present. I was ok with that, my bill was about 600ish baht so a 100 baht tip was fine.

As I approached the stage red note in hand I was ready to stuff it deep into her cleavage and give her a decent last grope. To my surprise she saw me coming a mile off and squatted down waiting for me. When I reached the stage my girl opened her black skimpy panties to reveal her perfect snatch (omg I want to go back and marry her right now!). It was almost fully shaven and was perfectly symmetrical, like a piggy bank. Only I could see it and as I reached forward to put my note in she grabbed the back of my hand and thrust the note and my hand right into her snatch, holding it there for a few seconds, saying to me, ‘make sure you come back and see me when you are finished with your friend.’


I left Wildcats in a daze, kind of like the poker scene when Eddy loses all his money in the 1998 film Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

After leaving I went and had a couple of hard liquor shots to calm my nerves, and prevent me from returning.

I never did go back to Wildcats to see her because she was a total goddess and could have played me for the drunken fool that I sometimes am.

I don’t remember her name, I don’t remember how old she was, I don’t remember hardly anything. Only that her number was in the 50s and she was perfect for me in every way.

Sometimes I think about going back to find her, but it would be a wild ride for sure and the 26th floor would always be waiting for me.

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  1. Joe G.

    You only live once and the reason you are in Thailand is to live the life. If you were back in the west, you’d still get women looking to take everything you have, the only difference is they’ll weigh twice as much, have bad skin, and huge student loan and credit card debt. I never met a woman that didn’t try to take all of my money. You should had asked the dancer how much and then enjoyed yourself if it was no more than 7000 baht for short time.

    I visited Bangkok for the first time during the first two weeks of October. I do know kind of how you felt. There was a girl that sucked me into a real bad bar across from Suzie Wong’s. There were 5 girls in there and most were between a 3 and a 5; the girl I was with was a 9 or 9.5 and I was sober! She wanted 7000 baht, which included a 3000 baht barfine and I said no, too much. As I was leaving she even gave me her Like account; which told me all she only cares about the money. Being hard up, I ended up dropping 8000 baht on a tatted up coyote dancer from Cowboy 2; which turned out not very good. So I learned that I should had left with the 9.5, but that all they want is your money and have a little fun; thus it is a perfect business relationship.

    Though, I will admit that there is a girl at Mandarin that I clicked with. She was the right age, had many or the virtues I look for, and wasn’t too attractive. I give her a 7.5 to an 8; which is what I like. The next time I’m in Bangkok, I will probably go there first. I do realize it is idiotic, but Bangkok got a hold of me and she isn’t letting go.

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      Bangkok 112

      Hey Joe, I didn’t want to take the girl short time because she was literally the girl of my dreams, and I wouldn’t have been able to stop myself buying her out of the bar, and keeping her all for myself! Thanks for viewing the website Pal.

    2. TheLoverman

      Those are crazy numbers you are stating there JOE. 8000 and 7000 are insane prices… Mongers paying those amounts is the reasons prices go up every year now.

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  2. wolfgang gruberschnickel

    BKK112–i can tell you’re a real old hand when it comes to Thai gogo girls. you left while you were ahead of the game. the rule of thumb is—the hottest and best looking chicks are usually the worse when it comes to the bedroom performance. if you thought she was spectacular —so did 100’s of other mongers…and they of course, know it themselves. these top rankers are only in love with the bhat and their facebook account on their smart phones. yes, don’t fool yourself.

  3. sunderland stephen

    Good point by Wolfgang girls who have no trouble at all getting barfined every night indeed several times night don’t put in much of a performance . there’s no need . Maybe you were ( in the back of your mind ) aware of this and would have rather keep the fantasy . Unless you were dripping in money fair chance this would be the case . Might get a good time if she thinks you be milked very quickly and very easily . A lot of these girls think you should be grateful to PAY THEM. She must have been something to turn your head that much . Still Kennedy risked scandal for a peroxide hooker

  4. jerry

    Hi BKK112 –

    Just like to say thanks for the uploads you’ve posted on YouTube. Being mongering Thailand for 11 years (36 now) hence why I have never married or had kids. Your description above was spot on. Have melted numerous times also but so much candy best to enjoy move on.

    You vids are great. It does exactly what they say – videos of the surroundings and people. Some vlogs based in Thailand are all about the host. Your something similar to Stickman’s blog (videos in your case). Identity unknow….keep it that way.

    Anyways back in two weeks. BKK – Phuket – Chiang Mai. If I see have fella walking around Soi 5 recording with a hint of English accent i’ll spot you a beer. Least I can do for the escapism you have provided over the last two months.

    Keep it real…..

  5. Pete

    Great story man….How did u ever say no…..The flyers club? Are those guys who jump off building cause they lose everything? Lol

    Hmmm….Im 43 going to Thailand End of Sep, early Oct….First time..Any suggestions? Ive read all the blogs, vlogs, etc…….I have some ideas where to spend my time and money and even dabbled in Thai Friendly…..What do u think? Spend a week in each location? Decent hotel in each area? I like to swim travel and see the sites too… my

    P.S. My bank said dont use my atm card there? Isnt it safe in real banks?

  6. Raj

    You are legend my friend. Wouldn’t have stumbled in here had it not been for you. I’m in here now and I’ve found the one too. She’s gorgeous. Been reading your blog on my trip and you rock. You the man, big respect.

    1. Max

      Hi Raj,

      Did you find the same ONE Bangkok112 found?

      I used to go to the clubs on Soi Cowboy somewhat frequently, but never liked Pattaya. Now, I am married, so my shenanigans are basically stopped 🙂

  7. Drifter

    Every time you bang a girl for the next year you’ll be closing your eyes and dreaming of “The One”. Just keep the fantasy and don’t go back!

  8. Israel

    Wow now you have me wondering 🙂 wish you woulda taken a picture of “the one” haha. Hey keep up the excellent videos,, your work is appreciated so much.

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