Skyfall Pattaya Review – Just Another ‘Jap Trap’

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Skyfall A gogo is located just 100 metres from the start of Walking Street on the right hand side. It is unmistakable as it probably has the most attractive facade of any gogo bar in Pattaya.

I’d been really looking forward to going to this bar, every time I pass it seems that the girls are very good looking (if a little hostile with cameras around).


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Also the thumbnail for the ‘Bangkok 112’ YouTube Channel’s most popular video is from the front of the Skyfall bar, with over 300,000 people clicking on the video to date!



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So my hopes were high. I went on a night I was totally drunk too, and was looking for possible action if any of the gogo dancers were up for it.


As I entered the bar the male security staff gave me a nice welcome and inside the service staff seated me to the right as you walked in.

The bar had cream leather single tier seating around the outside, mirrored walls, with a curved central dancefloor split with a floor to ceiling crystal feature. The dancefloor was not raised much, and it had small tables with barstools around it. Not really a good setup as if there were people sitting on the dancefloor table they could block your view of the girls on stage.

The bar was on your immediate left as you enter, and the aircon was very good with little to no second hand smoke in the air.

There are no cheap draft beers here, and my Singha cost 150 baht. They did have Kirin and Asahi beers on the menu, but were not in stock on this night.

The music was standard techno gogo music, and wasn’t too loud.

The overall feeling of the bar was it felt a bit claustrophobic, and I could imagine it would be a nightmare walking around if it was packed.



I was in turbo drunk mode on this night, and ordered a B52 and a beer while surveying the scene for any nice girls around.

When I scanned the dance floor I realised that Skyfall has perhaps the worst lighting I’ve ever seen in a gogo bar. The lights were dimmed for effect, but in reality you couldn’t really see the girls dancing all that well and it was all very underwhelming. As the stage was split by the crystal feature, you could also only see half the girls dancing which was not ideal. Not really a good start for a ‘premium’ gogo bar.

So a random girl spotted me downing my B52 and sat next to me, I ordered her a drink because she was ok looking, and told her to order alcohol or not, up to you. She thanked me and promptly ordered an orange juice.

Everything was going well up to this point until I had to go to the restroom.

The toilets were located in the back of the bar and it was a complete mission to squeeze past all the service staff and girls who didn’t seem to realise that they were all blocking the aisles. Bad form not moving out of the way for customers. A couple of staff were loitering around a table with someone who’d bought a bottle and caused me to eventually just barge them out of the way because they were completely oblivious and would not move.

On reaching the toilets I was surprised to see how low spec they were. You can normally tell a lot about an establishment by the state of the toilets. It looked like the owners here had totally ran out of money when making them. Very basic, and I’ve seen higher quality bathrooms in cheap Cambodian guesthouses than this supposed plush, premium Pattaya gogo bar. I hate the word, but it seems fitting here: pretentious.

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So I was pissed off with the trek to the toilets but that was ok cause my girl would still be waiting for me when I got back to my seat so everything would maybe be ok?

Well, things went from bad to worse (through no fault of my own).

As I got back to my seat I was ambushed by my girl and a tall male service staff guy pretty much ordering me to buy my girl another drink! I was only a quarter of the way into my beer and the girl had completely necked the orange while I was in the bathroom.

This was too much. I just pointed my finger to how full my beer was, and asked her why she drank so fast? After a bit of too and fro I made it clear I wasn’t buying another drink so she just upped and fucked off. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Sidenote: Why do some gogo bars feel the need to employ ‘male’ service staff? The ugliest, stony faced old Thai girl is better than any guy serving me drinks. The last thing I want if I’m drunk and horny with gogo girls around is a male service guy trying to be pally with me. Just no!

Anyway, so after the ambush I scanned around for another potential target girl. The only useful thing I got from my original girl was the barfine price which was 1000 baht. I was surprised at this as I’d expected a flat rate of 1500 baht for the barfine.

I suddenly realised that I was the only Westerner in Skyfall, and all the other customers were Japanese (or from neighbouring countries). The girls on stage were not making much effort of what I could see but were dancing for the tables with the Japs on. Why did I come to this bar? I don’t go to Baccara much in Soi Cowboy for the simple reason it is a ‘Jap Trap’ bar, meaning it caters pretty much exclusively for the Japanese market. If you are Western you have to ‘graft’ a little to get the pick of the girls!

I paid my bill and left with half a beer back out to Walking Street to find somewhere better.





Well I was having a great night up until I went to Skyfall. I was buying drinks for girls in nearly every bar I’d hit, and was having a ball. Once inside I didn’t really rate the girls as high as I previously thought. Some of the LK metro bars have lineups on a par with Skyfall, and my recent visits to the Iron Club and Glass House showed much friendlier and pretty girls, better service and a better overall experience.

If you need any further evidence about the Skyfall bar, have a look back to the pic of my bill. I ordered an orange juice for the girl but they upped the price by 20 baht by changing it to Coyote Tequila. This is blatant cheating. It’s not that the 20 baht is a lot of money, but it’s the principle. I don’t ever frequent bars that are not straight with their bills. If a bill is padded or I’m overcharged I never argue as a drunken dispute is a recipe for disaster. I simply smile, pay and walk; never to return.


Disclaimer:  This review is subjective and purely based on opinion only. This review was compiled from a visit in November 2015. Also, pretty obvious but I must state that is not affiliated with any company or 3rd party connected to any bar.




Comments 11

  1. a. robert


    I had a similar experience in November.

    One lady in your first photo drank her tequila in less than one minute and ordered herself one more.
    I was angry and wanted to complain but I paid my beer and the two lady drinks and left.
    Only 10 minutes in Skyfall.

    And male staff…
    If you go here don’t buy any lady drink and watch for your bill !

  2. johnc

    Like the website. Thanks for the review. Another mental note made for my visit. Like the line…” ….scanning around for another potential target” woops I mean girl. Laughed for a while with that one. Stay out of Skyfall. I know I am going to get there and feel much more prepared.

  3. Vincent Boyd

    So I am confused. Are the girls that you see standing on the street corners in their little skimpy outfits or bikinis just good time girls that want sit down with you and have a drink with you? I mean really is that all? They are not sex workers? Seriously? You don’t have to go to Thailand to get that. You can get something like that in just about any other town —– big or small —- in the USA.

  4. Karen

    Uhhh .. when you pay a bar fine, that means you go home with a girl. It’s the pay for the time she is away from the bar getting paid for drinks, enticing customers, etc. Very armature reviewer.

  5. Rob


    I visited Skyfall in December 2016 and the interior was as you said, very cramped and disappointing and lighting was just terrible.

    The girls I saw were very beautiful and accommodating. The two girls I was with in particular refused to be bar fined when a Japanese man tried. This was a guy they were with before I walked in and he was kinda lame and not talking or interacting (guys if your paying for a ladies time, make the most of it and grab that ass and squeeze, make her laugh had a good time!) So my experience with the ladies was far better. I would have just left in your instance.

    Of course I did get to the bar a bit early, like 9:30-10 and me and a buddy ended up spending a lot of money so like most establishments like that, experiences may vary based on the depth of your pockets. Ended up bringing 4 girls back with us. Something I will say about the ones we found is they were much more open to playing with each other as well as us. That is surprisingly tuff to find in Thailand. By then they were good and liquored up because we ended up going to Lucypher disco and getting plastered before going back.

    All in all, there are definitely better Gogo bars in the area Windmill and I think Dolls?? Is the name? Those two were my favorite as they had such a large selection of girls as well as more room to breath. But it was my mission to get one (or more) girls from every Gogo bar on walking street while I was there. Mission accomplished. Will I go back? Yes because I am going to do the same thing next year.

    Happy Hunting Mongers

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      Bangkok 112

      Good man Rob, my last few visits to Skyfall have all been good despite the interior. The bar is overflowing with girls at times and there aren’t enough seats for them which is what you want 🙂 Nice mission you had there, good to see a man with a plan! haha 🙂

  6. SFfarang

    I’ve been to many of the Pattaya agogos, including all the ones mentioned in this thread, multiple times and I find anything can happen, good or bad, in any of these places on any given evening. One night in one of these place is not sufficient MR&D (monger reseaech and development 😉 ). I could tell many great and many not-so-great stories about every agogo I’ve been to. But most of the stories are toward the great side of the monger meter. Pattaya rules!!! Forget Disneyland; Pattaya is the happiest place one Earth.

  7. Calidas

    Just got back to the states after a 2 week trip to Thailand with a friend of mine. Alot of the research and planning for the trip was done after viewing videos from this website of Pattaya and Bangkok. Of the Go Go bars we visited in Pattaya and Bangkok I would have to say that Skyfall was our favorite just because of the selection of females there.

    Our first night we were quite plastered already when we went as we had bought buckets of long island’s at a shop near the entrance of Walking Street. We started off at Living Dolls Showcase a Go Go where there were many attractive ladies there, especially a tall mixed thai girl with a thick ass and great bosom, but decided that we didn’t want to spend the whole night at one club and instead see what the rest of Walking Street had to offer. We ended up going to one of the russian clubs next but quickly changed our minds there due to the small selection and high prices. We ended the night at Skyfall where my friend had 5 girls surrounding him that he was paying for their drinks, while enjoying being eye fucked from the one of the model girls on the pole on the stage. Overall we spent around 8000 baht each there on drinks and long time with our chosen girls. The drinks there were 150 for coyote lady drinks, 200 for model lady drinks, 320 for our Long Islands; neither of us drink beer so dunno about that. The bar fine also changes based on time of day before midnight its 1500, after 1000. We ended up returning to Skyfall 3 more times throughout our 1 week stay in Pattaya. Spending anywhere from 5000 to 12000 baht a night.

    Planning another trip to Pattaya later in the year and will most likely be returning to Skyfall for more fun.

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      Bangkok 112

      Hey man, good to know you are living it up 🙂 This Skyfall post is outdated and I’ve left it up just to give a balance on how fickle gogo bars can be sometimes. Skyfall is in my top 5 Pattaya gogo bars and I tell everyone I meet to head there (plus I give it a positive mention in my videos). It’s not for everyone, as it’s full of pretties usually and there is no cheap draught beer. Thanks for your comment and enjoy your upcoming Thailand trip 🙂

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